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Know of any here on NG? I'd be happy to play one. There's hardly any naked guys with big cocks in the Hentai Galleries.
Hentai dating sim for girls: It must have a hot guy to seduce, and you MUST be able to choose what to do in the sex!
Mine is in a hot tub. What's yours?
I mean, porn is porn. At least you get porn :P
Heya guys I was wondering anyone here got any good cock jokes?
And anyone who thinks they can beat Ash Ketchum can suck his POKEBALLS!
LoL. I got summore too but I need fresh ones cos I love cock jokes cos they're usually funny. Yeah. So help a girl out here.
If it's the ol' piccy jokes enough of that cos I need text jokes ok guys I like cock jokes because they mostly are, I'm sure you all agree, funny.
"The balls were large and pale," Said Asuka calmly. "They were HUGE, I tell you. Never seen balls like 'em in my life." Her voice echoed throughout the silent crowd, who stared. "In fact, they were so big, I couldn't see the mirror!"
DO YOU SPOT THE JOKE????? ITS FUNNY.
Now copy these into the adress bar because I'm too lazy to supply links:
http://api.ning.com/files/un4ar2nkslFN 7PQm56s7zQvyGY18OR5lqbX2vWQsNuUrbGHGLn HU3BEMO19nkS58bnT1sggw95sNTdqv19Q3x1cN -PIXnPbW/yuri01.jpg
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire 3/05182008/4/4/b/1/44b180994767e0_full .jpg
http://api.ning.com/files/n80AYHVM82ht GNmz01AdaiGyPs7kq-DTUbHy0DmC-0JV6U7DOi HlzGn*uFE0e9QkeXpHGLRya-BPZmlxc4M7KgOK fcld60Ib/Yuri1.jpg
Also, some sites you should check out:
And more ^^ I supplied you with alot of Yuri pics though
In my school most of the boys are complete whores and sluts. They just like to do it >:( GUYS DONT LIKE TO DO IT IT'S AGAINST THERE NATURE!
Now to get to the point ^^:
5-Hint of sexual feelings
6-Joke about gay people
7-Wink at them
8-Point and say there's something behind them
9-While they're distracted kiss their cheek
10-She should blush then
11-Compliment her boobs
14-Ask for her number
15-Call/text her your adress
16-Tell her to come by
17-Wear underwear only when she accepts to prepare
18-Sexy position, e.g. Bent over winking, lied on bed while licking lollipop, etc.
19-You say "Come here, I can make you feel special."
20-She should walk up to you
21-Pull her close and kiss her passionately
22-She should reveal herself in panties
23-Ask "Plz show me your boobs."
24-She should stuff her naked boobs in ur face
26-She should start to ride you (cowgirl position)
27-Tell her you had a great night
28-Kiss her goodnight "Seeya daling..."