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Comedy/Action: A Puppet Production

2010-05-23 05:42:55 by YehYehYeh

Ren ran to the plane, his strings moving each joint. "Come out with your hands in the air!" He growled, before the director stepped forward.

"CUT! What was that?" He said to the puppeteers. "All I saw was a puppet talking with his mouth CLOSED! Try to move the jaw next time, will you?"

They nodded and controlled him.

They made him run to the plane with the strings and moved the jaw, "Come out with your hands in the air!" He yelled.

The director yelled, "CUT!" and shook his head. "In that shot Ren DOESN'T blink. Try to be realistic!"

Again, Ren ran to the plane and yelled, "Come out with your hands in the air!" Waving his arms in the air.

"CUT!" Said the director yet again. "He blinks, he yells properly, but what I don't get is he puts his hands in the air after telling the supposed bad guys to put THEIR hands in the air."

Yet again, the puppeteers moved Ren to the plane and made him yell, "Come out with your hands in the air!" Holding the mini model of a shotgun facing the window to the plane.

The window opened and a puppet flopped about screaming "Never! We will not give in!"

"CUT!" The director madly yelled. "What was THAT? Did you put the floppy body on before it was supposed to fall?"

Twenty eight hours later, in the director's room.

"UGH! What was I thinking?" He murmured, "Puppets instead of actors isn't as easy as it sounds. Damn puppeteers don't get it right on the first try..." He picked up a puppet and stared at it, and its strings started to move. It said:

"Time to destroy everything!" It yelled.

Above the director's room in the attic, the puppeteers laughing histerically as they controlled the puppet.

"HELP!!! A puppet is attacking me!!!" Screamed the director as the puppet climbed on to his head and said:

"World domination for puppets!"

"Wait a minute..." The director slammed open the attic to see the puppeteers having fun. "OH, you can get it right having fun, but following a script is HARD?"

Another puppet came in through the door. "World domination for puppets!" It said.

"Um,'re not pulling any strings...and...that thing...came in?"

Outside was another puppeteer, who held the strings of the entire plot. "Heh heh...silly characters can't see me."

The evil puppet walked in, and the puppeteers and director screamt, "HELP!"

To be continued...


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