Mine is in a hot tub. What's yours?

I mean, porn is porn. At least you get porn :P

Heya guys I was wondering anyone here got any good cock jokes?

And anyone who thinks they can beat Ash Ketchum can suck his POKEBALLS!

LoL. I got summore too but I need fresh ones cos I love cock jokes cos they're usually funny. Yeah. So help a girl out here.

If it's the ol' piccy jokes enough of that cos I need text jokes ok guys I like cock jokes because they mostly are, I'm sure you all agree, funny.

KOKKUDIKKUBORU!!!!!!!!!!

"The balls were large and pale," Said Asuka calmly. "They were HUGE, I tell you. Never seen balls like 'em in my life." Her voice echoed throughout the silent crowd, who stared. "In fact, they were so big, I couldn't see the mirror!"

DO YOU SPOT THE JOKE????? ITS FUNNY.

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[Link](mature content:fingering)

Now copy these into the adress bar because I'm too lazy to supply links:

http://api.ning.com/files/un4ar2nkslFN 7PQm56s7zQvyGY18OR5lqbX2vWQsNuUrbGHGLn HU3BEMO19nkS58bnT1sggw95sNTdqv19Q3x1cN -PIXnPbW/yuri01.jpg
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire 3/05182008/4/4/b/1/44b180994767e0_full .jpg
http://api.ning.com/files/n80AYHVM82ht GNmz01AdaiGyPs7kq-DTUbHy0DmC-0JV6U7DOi HlzGn*uFE0e9QkeXpHGLRya-BPZmlxc4M7KgOK fcld60Ib/Yuri1.jpg
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o12 9/rikuu_uchiha/yuri/normal_yuri.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/yur i/wingsofdeath93/Yuri.jpg
http://konachan.com/post/show?md5=732d 14d79d020e3626a464983c063c6b
http://media.photobucket.com/image/yur i/Liz_A_Beth1/yuri.jpg

Also, some sites you should check out:

http://www.lililicious.net/
http://www.shoujoai.com/

And more ^^ I supplied you with alot of Yuri pics though

In my school most of the boys are complete whores and sluts. They just like to do it >:( GUYS DONT LIKE TO DO IT IT'S AGAINST THERE NATURE!

Now to get to the point ^^:

1-Say hi
2-Talk boobs
3-Cock jokes
5-Hint of sexual feelings
6-Joke about gay people
7-Wink at them
8-Point and say there's something behind them
9-While they're distracted kiss their cheek
10-She should blush then
11-Compliment her boobs
12-Touch them
13-Hug her
14-Ask for her number
15-Call/text her your adress
16-Tell her to come by
17-Wear underwear only when she accepts to prepare
18-Sexy position, e.g. Bent over winking, lied on bed while licking lollipop, etc.
19-You say "Come here, I can make you feel special."
20-She should walk up to you
21-Pull her close and kiss her passionately
22-She should reveal herself in panties
23-Ask "Plz show me your boobs."
24-She should stuff her naked boobs in ur face
25-Squueze em!
26-She should start to ride you (cowgirl position)
27-Tell her you had a great night
28-Kiss her goodnight "Seeya daling..."

And voila!